perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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