do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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