The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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