Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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