I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
