Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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