mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Boobs speak an international language.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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