i already hear my dad disowning me
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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