Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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