Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
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