Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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