This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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