Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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