i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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