this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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