His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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