Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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