Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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