i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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