Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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