all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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