Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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