Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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