haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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