he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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