He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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