brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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