The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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