I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
don't judge my taste in strippers
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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