Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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