just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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