Say something about gay babies.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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