I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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