Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
