Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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