either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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