Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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