I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
