goodnight i made you a song goodbye
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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