The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Let's get the cat blown out
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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