dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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