He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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