Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Girls should come with a carfax report
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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