I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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