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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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