worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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