Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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