I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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