i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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