i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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