He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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